Coffee Horoscopes
What Do the Stars Say About Your Coffee Order?
The ~cosmos~ have spoken. Your destiny? Delicious. Gone are the days of circling your horoscope with a glitter gel pen and feeling known by the universe from a paragraph that told you to “embrace your sparkle”. Lucky for you, we’re bringing back that magic… coffee edition. Whether you’re a bold espresso Aries or a latte-loving Pisces, the universe knows exactly what you should be sipping (and by “the universe” we mean Tala Coffee Roasters). It’s practically written in the stars.
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Coffee Vibe: Bold, spontaneous, extra shot of energy.
Horoscope: You woke up ready to conquer the world (or at least your inbox). Today is the day to finally start that thing you’ve been talking about since Mercury went into retrograde.
Drink Match - Espresso: straight to the point, classic, and comes with a jolt.
♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Coffee Vibe: Cozy, indulgent, slow sips only.
Horoscope: Treat yourself. No, really, the stars demand it. Put on something cozy, cancel that meeting, and bask in a quiet moment with something sweet and satisfying.
Drink Match - Miel: warm, comfy, and feels like a hug from a friend.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Coffee Vibe: Versatile, social, always changing it up.
Horoscope: You’ll start the day with ambition, take on five new hobbies by noon, and ghost three group chats by the end of the day. You’re mind moves a mile a minute. You need a drink that can catch up to you!
Drink Match - Barista’s choice: unpredictable, just like you (bonus points if it’s a seasonal drink)!
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Coffee Vibe: Sentimental, comforting, nostalgic.
Horoscope: Someone will text you “hey” and you’ll spiral for hours. Combat those big feels with something cozy and delicious. Preferably something that ignites childlike wonder.
Drink Match - Hot Chocolate: warm, soothing, and a nod to a simpler time.
♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Coffee Vibe: Dramatic, bold, makes an entrance.
Horoscope: You deserve to be seen! Preferably with a very photogenic latte in hand. Demand attention. Just be sure to tag us in your latte art pic.
Drink Match - Baklava Latte: unique, full of flavor and flair.
♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Coffee Vibe: Precise, no-nonsense, perfection in every pour.
Horoscope: You’re about to reorganize your fridge and your goals. Again. That’s okay. Stay focused with a clean, efficient cup that gets the job done with elegance.
Drink Match - Pour Over: meticulously brewed, perfection down to the last sip.
♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Coffee Vibe: Balanced, aesthetic, harmonious.
Horoscope: You’ll spend 20 minutes choosing between two mugs, but your taste is unmatched. Sip something beautiful that feels like a little bit of luxury.
Drink Match - Bonebreaker: soft, floral, and highly Instagrammable.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Coffee Vibe: Intense, mysterious, deeply caffeinated.
Horoscope: Trust no one... except your barista. Your day may be full of secrets, but your coffee should be strong, dark, and a little dangerous.
Drink Match - Cold Brew: brooding, bold, and not for the faint of heart.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Coffee Vibe: Adventurous, energizing, full of surprises.
Horoscope: You’re ready to book a one-way ticket or try that new hobby you’ll forget about next week. Fuel your wanderlust with a flavor-packed cup.
Drink Match - Hayride: seasonal, creamy, and the perfect pairing for a fall adventure.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Coffee Vibe: Practical, no-frills, always reliable.
Horoscope: You're booked, busy, and building your empire. You don’t need frills, only fuel. A plus if it’s consistent and powerful.
Drink Match - Drip Coffee: simple, strong, and always gets the job done.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Coffee Vibe: Unique, unconventional, ahead of the curve.
Horoscope: Your barista knows your name and your totally custom order. Lean into your individuality today and try something new to you.
Drink Match - Dirty Hippie: funky, tasty, and a lovely blend of two worlds (matcha & coffee).
♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Coffee Vibe: Dreamy, soft, slightly over-caffeinated.
Horoscope: You may drift into a poetic trance mid-meeting. Let your coffee match your whimsical, escapist energy.
Drink Match - Bourbon Vanilla Latte: romantic, fragrant, and floats you straight into a dream state.
No matter what the stars say, the best coffee is the one that makes you feel like the main character. Try matching your zodiac brew at home or find your fate at one of our cafés. The universe is calling – and it wants a refill.
Marissa Cummings
On staff at our Libertyville café, Marissa loves befriending customers and making the perfect cup of coffee. When not behind the bar, she is usually exploring new coffee shops, curled up with a good mystery book and a warm miel in hand.